Kong: Skull Island

Because this blog is in mostly chronological order, we're now only covering American films through the rest of the year. To start this new streak, we're talking about Kong: Skull Island, the 2nd in the MonsterVerse films. A follow-up (but not sequel) to 2014's Godzilla, we're reimagining what I would argue is the original kaiju: Kong. The titular Kong is portrayed by Terry Notary and Toby Kebbell, with the human cast being rounded out by Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, John C. Reilly, Brie Larson, and Toby Kebbell. That's a big cast, but that's my honest attempt at shortening it as much as possible to just the important players. I guess when you're bringing King freaking Kong back to the big screen you can sign on lots of big names, because most of that cast couldn't have come cheap at all.

The writer seemed to have a little tension with the studio. Initially wanting a film that took place during the Vietnam War era and then jumping forward, that was rejected and the Vogt-Roberts wanted a story that took place before the original 1930's based story which was also rejected. Despite all of this back and forth, eventually the director Jordan Vogt-Roberts was hired and they ultimately settled on an immediate post-Vietnam War setting. Skull Island is, like Godzilla before it, a reboot. No other Kong or Godzilla movies have taken place not within this continuity, so everything is "brand new" despite being a retread of old concepts. That's enough background, now let's investigate whether this reboot was as solid as the first MonsterVerse film.

If You Haven't Seen it Before

- To open our film, 2 pilots in WWII era planes crash/land and attempt to kill each other using guns, fists, and swords. When coming to a conclusion, they are interrupted by the arrival of the giant ape (King) Kong.

- Cut to the 1970s and Monarch representatives go to Washington DC to try to save their funding with a mission to Skull Island to find something mysterious. They get approval, but this is the last favor they are getting before Monarch is completely shut down.

- A crew of scientists, specialists, and soldiers is assembled to go on this expedition to Skull Island. This includes tracker Conrad, journalist Weaver, and US Army Lieutenant Colonel Packard.

- After arriving on the island through a hurricane, bombs are dropped on the island in an attempt to prove the Hollow Earth theory of the lead geologist. While this initially goes well, a tree is launched at one of the helicopters and Kong is revealed to be the culprit.

-After being attacked by the soldiers, Kong kills almost every soldier and does destroy every helicopter.

- The survivors are split into two groups, a small contingent comprised primarily of soldiers with Packard leading them and Conrad leading the others to join the soldiers and make it to the extraction point.

- Packard's group is on a quest for revenge against Kong and comes across one of the horrors of the island in the form of a giant spider. Conrad's team is taken in by the native people of the island, where one of the surviving pilots from the first scene helps explain things.

- Conrad's group is warned that Kong is the king/god of this island who just wants to live in peace and to be wary of underground-dwelling lizard creatures called skull-crawlers which are incredibly dangerous. They are also told that if something were to happen to Kong the "big one" would appear next, as he keeps the skull-crawlers in check.

- Successfully meeting with Packard's squad, everyone heads to find the one missing soldier who we the audience already know to be dead. They are attacked the skull-crawler that killed that man and barely survive. 

- A schism forms between the two groups as Packard insists upon retrieving the weapons this last soldiers was guarding and killing Kong. Conrad's group heads in their own direction since that is a terrible plan.

- Packard's soldiers take Kong down, weakening him before planning to kill with with explosions.

- Conrad's group decides to actually interfere with Packard's, defending Kong from their plan to kill him. If for no other reason than to keep the skull-crawlers from being able to take over the island. 

- With Kong weakened and down, the "big" skull-crawler arrives to take advantage. Everyone except Packard flees to have a chance to make it off Skull Island, Packard remaining to try to kill Kong but being smashed by him before he gets a chance.

- While all the humans try to escape, the big skull-crawler and Kong have their epic duel to the death. Getting tangled in chains from a shipwreck, the skull-crawler nearly wins but is interrupted by the humans firing at it with a gatling gun. It doesn't do any significant damage but manages to distract it long enough for Kong to extract himself from the chains.

- The chains having been attached to the propeller of the ship, Kong now actually has a weapon which he uses to take down the skull-crawler once and for all.

- The humans manage to be rescued minus the last few casualties, and an after credits scene hints at what comes next.

Kaiju Notes 

- Kong looks very cool and good, but there's only so much description that can go into "big monkee." Kong is a big ape. Like most primates, he's got very expressive eyes!

- Most of the creatures of the island are similar to Kong: giant version of regular ass animals. We see a giant spider, giant buffalo, and giant insects. There are, of course, regular sized animals as well.

- Skullcrawlers, however, are effectively horrific. Lizard-like but appearing as though they're wearing the skulls of their enemies, they have strangely limber, narrow bodies that they use to swarm and move unpredictably. They have freaky long tails and freaky long tongues and are just horrible.

- Kong is played with a deep sense of both compassion and rage. He's quick to violence and incredibly powerful, but when given the chance is very relaxed and even relatively friendly. Not once does he attack without provocation, clearly wanting to just be left alone. When Weaver falls into the sea during the final battle as a result of helping him out, Kong works to save her rather than just leave her to drown as collateral damage. Kong is as human as kaiju come, and a decent one at that.

Skull Island is a movie about entertainment, first and foremost. And on that front it very much succeeds, bringing us a version of Kong which never falls into some weird love story between a woman and a giant ape. But that's not to imply that it doesn't have other things on its mind, the most obvious of which being the folly of vengeance. Packard is this movie's Ahab, hunting Kong at the cost of everything else. While he does initially force his people to accompany him on his quest, he is ultimately left to face his beast alone and dies as a result. Fortunately for most of the characters, unlike Ahab Packard only gets himself killed in the end. But his thirst for revenge is the driving human motivation of the film, causing most of the problems that Kong is left to clean up.

Important to point out, as I mentioned above, Kong never once starts a fight. He finishes them brutally and quickly when he can, but there are zero incidents of Kong being the aggressor at any point. The closest one could get would be destroying the helicopters as they bomb the island, but as they point out in the dialogue, I think it'd be hard to argue that blowing up parts of someone's home are not an act of aggression. As soon as he's able, Kong always returns back to a life of relative peace and quiet: killing skull-crawlers when they appear but otherwise being a pretty chill ape who just likes looking out into the sea. This is relevant when it comes to Packard in particular, as his obsession begins largely as a consequence of his own actions.

Packard is not the only one, however, as Monarch bears a large amount of culpability in everything that happens including Packard's obsession. While no one would believe them if the officials admitted they were here to test their Hollow Earth theory and also find a giant monster, not telling the various people coming to Skull Island with them that this is a possibility is an absolute betrayal. It makes Monarch seem particularly wicked in this film, counter to how they seemed largely systemically, dispassionately goal-oriented in the previous film. While it's easy to understand why no one was told about Kong, the deaths of almost every person as they entered the island ultimately lies on the shoulders of Monarch. Packard's rage would really be more useful pointed in their direction, and near the end of the movie he does mention this but still seems fixated on Kong.

Kong is, for the most part, reactive in this film in a way that the various kaiju rarely are. Even in this MonsterVerse, for instance, Godzilla is actively territorial, attacks other kaiju, and feeds off of nuclear power. Kong, however, pretty much just chills out until someone comes for him. It's counter to pretty much every other kaiju we've seen to date, even the older versions of Kong. Even the most reactive prominent kaiju I can think of, Gamera, often spends time or effort hunting his enemies once he knows they exist, flying toward creatures even if they aren't actively being a danger to humankind. If it's not happening in Kong's immediate vicinity, he largely doesn't seem to notice or care. It's not a necessarily negative character trait, but it's certainly unique and makes Kong a little bit harder to get a read on.

In the end, Kong: Skull Island is a pretty enjoyable ride. It's a very solid start to the story of Kong in this relatively new MonsterVerse and manages to make him interesting but mysterious. While he lacks much agency, he's an effective example of a kaiju/Titan being a true force of nature: difficult to kill and dangerous to cross while seemingly oblivious to you if you're not bothering him. It's solid characterization and we stan this big monkee. And this movie!

Next: Rampage!

Death Kappa

Death Kappa is a relatively rare item: a kaiju movie based on myth rather than an established franchise or completely original characters. Directed by Tomoo Haraguchi, this one also comes with a certain sense of humor built into its fabric, even the name. Going into this one, I know very little about it because when I was compiling a list of films to do for this blog I decided to choose this one based almost entirely on its name. In my defense, this was not a cultural landmark so a lot of information about it on the internet is pretty sparse. Let's get to it.

If You Haven't Seen it Before

- Failed pop star/idol Kanako returns to her hometown to find it full of people with what seem to be radiation sickness. When she sees her grandmother for the first time in years, a group of rambunctious youths hit her with their car before driving off and knocking a statue of a kappa off a cliff into the sea.

- Kanako's grandmother, in her dying breaths, asks her to take care of thekKappa. This prompts Kanako to become the new guardian of the family shrine (unsurprisingly dedicated to a/the kappa).

- In the sea, the kappa statue awakens. Shortly thereafter, a creature attacks the youths who knocked the kappa statue it into the sea, who seem high as a kite.

- During the process of these multiple attacks, a man appears and kidnaps the girl in the group using a taser. He's creepy. Kanako also sees the kappa eating cucumbers (because kappas love cucumbers).

- The next day, some of Kanako's friends find her CDs and play them loudly. The kappa dances outside until they notice it. The group becomes friends with Kappa. At night, they are attacked and kidnapped by the creepy guy and his lady accomplice.
- Inside the lair of her kidnappers, Kanako finds herself surrounded by horrific artifacts and creatures, including ugly amphibuous creatures called Umihikos and a dessicated corpse in a wheelchair. 

- Umihikos were apparently created using cells of the Kappa during World War II as an attempt to turn Japanese soldiers into these amphibious super soldiers to turn the tide by invading America, but never managed to take hold because of how inhumane the project was. But this woman has continued her grandfather's research to create Umihikos, though it's not clear if she intends to take over the world.

- Threatened by the Umihikos, their creator, and her collaborators, Kappa shows up to protect Kanako. The Umihikos seem to stand some chance before Kanako destroys their control panel and paralyzes them. The scientist wields a machine gun and kills everyone and destroys everything except Kanako, as Kappa protects her using his turtle shell back.

- Upset, the scientist decides to unleash the atomic bomb she keeps in the lab, to destroy the lab and the entire village. I guess this... causes the Umihikos to fuse and grow to giant size and start ravaging the city? Either way, there's a giant monster now, called Hangyolas.

- The military confronts Hangyolas, managing to do damage but definitely not emerge victorious. Hangyolas breathes fire to destroy the tanks and planes before all of his foes run away in fear. 

- The military stands no chance, but good for everyone that Kappa was also mutated by the nuclear bomb and rises as the giant Death Kappa. He faces off with the Hangyolas, occasionally aided by the miltary delivering giant cucumbers to him.

- Death Kappa manages to make Hangyolas destroy himself, but then turns to destroying the city around him with his brand new mouth laser that he didn't use in the fight against the other giant monster.

- Kanako reappears, having somehow survived the literal nuclear explosion, and sweet talks Death Kappa into calming down and floating away into the sea.

Kaiju Notes 

- (Death) Kappa is based on the mythological kappa monster, as explained by the movie: a kind of ghoblin that inhabits rivers and ponds. With a plate on their heads and a turtle like shell on their back, they're expert swimmers and sumo wrestlers. The plate on their heads is also a weakness, and they love cucumbers.

- Kappa is fucking hideous. I'm not a big fan of killing things just cause they look weird, but I make an exception for kappas, apparently. This thing is a total abomination and its a sin to let it continue.

- The Umihikos are also quite ugly, but nowhere near as awful as Kappa. They're relatively nondescript, being humanoid looking but if you put their heads into a bloatfish. Boring.

- Hangyolas is the only monster in this movie that seems to have had any design put into it. It's not going to win any awards, but it's definitely not as atrocious as (Death) Kappa, and seems to be a semi-original idea since Kappa's appearance is really just modeled on the creatures of myth.

First things first: if that plot description above sounds particularly ridiculous: it is. This movie is clearly supposed to be funny. It's not. I regret choosing to watch this when I planned out all of the movies for this blog. This is the "Super Shark vs. KrakenOpolis" of Japanese cinema: a waste of time that no one tried with, and figured some tongue in cheek moments where military men call out for their mothers when they die at the hands of a giant monster would make up for the general shittiness of every other moment. As with the made up "Super Shark vs. KrakenOpolis", they are wrong. Maybe it's just me, but I genuinely don't enjoy things that suck on purpose. If a filmmaker or a writer or whatever is truly trying and just missing the mark, that can be entertaining and I can appreciate their heart (if not their work), but I don't see the point of just making disposable trash like Death Kappa.

There's not much else to say about this one. It sucks, but it sucks on purpose. It's not entertaining in its terribleness, and it's not trying hard enough to even care. Kappa is a horrific beast with no redeeming qualities. Kanako is barely a character. Let's forget this one happened.

Next: Pacific Rim!

Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack

We're making history here, fellas. With the longest title in the Godzilla series, there is also another distinction in this film, but we'll get there. Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (or GMK from here on out) is another in the Millennium series but is also distinguished in that it's also one of the few Godzilla movies that fully embraces the supernatural. If you want to know exactly how, you'll have to read the synopsis! But let's talk about one other interesting facet of the movie: the titular monsters are all in a melee, but it is not the three-way fight one might expect. King Ghidorah is actually a heroic kaiju in this one, for the first time ever ole KG is one of the good guys. It's honestly a bit strange to consider, but here it is in all its glory. Mothra does remain on the side of the good guys, so she teams up with King Ghidorah (and one other monster) to try to bring down Godzilla in GMK.

Shusuke Kaneko directs, returning to kaiju movies after making the excellent Gamera trilogy in the mid 90's. Mizuho Yoshida retains his position as Millennium Godzilla, and Akira Ohashi is King Ghidorah. But the best credit goes to Rie Ota as Baragon, in the greatest performance of all time. Period. We love Rie Ota on this blog and in this life, end of. Let's talk about GMK.

If You Haven't Seen it Before

- An American nuclear submarine has gone missing. While searching for it, the fun of a giant creature which resembles Godzilla is caught on camera. In this continuity, Godzilla has not been seen (officially) since 1954. While some sightings have been suspected, there's been no major attacks.

- A while later, Baragon appears on land and attacks. Many people assume this to be Godzilla's return, but we will discover this is not the case.

- A filmmaker/documentarian named Yuri Tachibana is our main human character, and she is given a book about the Guardian Monsters. These are Mothra, Baragon, and King Ghidorah.

- Elsewhere, a Mothra larva is woken up and kills several people when it capsizes their boat.

- Given a clue while investigating Mothra's awakening, Tachibana and her crew head to the supposed location of King Ghidorah. They find a mysterious stone and told that Godzilla is on its way to destroy Japan as punishment: Godzilla being either the manifestation of or fuelled by people who died during World War II, including soldiers, civilians, and .

- A man who was preparing to hang himself falls into King Ghidorah's cave, bringing all of our kaiju players into the story.

- As the human characters debate exactly what's happening and whether they believe the fairy tale of Godzilla being the manifestation of casualties of WWII and the Guardian Monsters awakening to fight him off, Baragon destroys the building they are in.

- While Baragon is initially mistaken for Godzilla, the true Godzilla appears on the nearby coast. The two monsters must now do battle.

- Baragon clamps down on Godzilla's arm and is simply tossed around due to his small size in comparison. After throwing Baragon to the ground, Godzilla simply stomps Baragon out and continues throwing him around the area before ending the fight with an Atomic Breath attack. This was not even close.

- With one of the Guardian Monsters dead and Godzilla destroying the country and the JSDF, Ghidorah and (Imago) Mothra return to the scene, finally fully emerging from their hiding places.

- Tachibana, always been closest to the developing story, warns the JSDF (and father, an admiral in the JSDF) to not attack Mothra or Ghidorah as they are actually allies of humanity.

- Mothra arrives, and attacks, first. Her speed proves to be a decisive factor and Godzilla can't make full contact.

- As Mothra gains an advantage by attacking Godzilla's neck and head, Ghidorah joins the fray and uses his three heads to bite at Godzilla and deliver Gravity Beams to his body. Unfortunately for him, having three necks means he has triple the targets and Godzilla clamps down on him.

- Ghidorah is defeated relatively quickly, Godzilla biting his neck and weakening him before aiming Atomic Breath at him for the finish. Fortunately, or unfortunately since she's been way more effective thus far, Mothra intercepts the beam and takes the hit for Ghidorah.

- While the Guardian Monsters recover, Godzilla is attacked by the JSDF and wipes them out too. Mothra attempts to sneak up on Godzilla and deliver some devastating attack but receives a point blank atomic blast for her troubles. She explodes into a golden mist which rains down on Ghidorah.

- Ghidorah, empowered by Mothra's sacrifice, rises from the ground and becomes 1000-Year Old Dragon Ghidorah, a powered up version of regular Ghidorah (with extra golden color!). He overpowers Godzilla in a Battle of the Blasts.

- Taking the battle into the water, Ghidorah seems to be winning. To take advantage of this opportunity, Tachibana's father plans to pilot a submarine to destroy Godzilla, expecting to die in the process despite his promise to Tachibana to return home.

- Reporting on the events as they happen, Tachibana falls off a bridge after it's destroyed as collateral damage of the kaiju battle.

- The submarine nearly manages to hit Godzilla with their special missile, but the Big G is clever and instead turns so Ghidorah take the impact. When it flinches, he Atomic Breaths Ghidorah and knocks him out.

- Tachibana, close to the battle and falling from a bridge, drops the stone she found earlier into the sea where Ghidorah is and Ghidorah is revived once more. Now on his 3rd chance, he takes flight while Godzilla stays in the water.

- This doesn't work, and Ghidorah is once again hit with Atomic Breath, this time full exploding so there's no more question about whether he's going to come back.

- The spirits of the Guardian Monsters linger in the air and seem to make one last (spiritual) attack against Godzilla which sends him underwater. Admiral Tachibana seizes the chance to pilot his submarine into the throat of Godzilla.

- Seeing a vision of his daughter encouraging him not to let Godzilla win, the Admiral launches the special missile into Godzilla's open wound. It slows him down but doesn't prevent him from gathering his Atomic Breath to laser the nearby (younger) Tachibana to death.

- Fortunately for both Tachibana's the gaping wound means that Godzilla's atomic power instead rips through him and destroys his body. Godzilla is finally dead, and Admiral Tachibana pilots his submarine back to the surface.

- Everyone celebrates, but as a final shot we see foreboding image of the still beating heart of Godzilla at the bottom of the sea.

Kaiju Notes

- Baragon is the cutest, bestest boy. While he's in this movie only very briefly, he's got beautiful floppy ears, a cool horn, and coloring we don't often get to say (reddish). He has no real powers worth mentioning considering how quickly he got his ass whipped, but we stan Baragon on this blog. His roar is a bit shrill but distinct. It's got nothing on what will always be his true roar: Rie Ota.

- Godzilla's appearance has changed somewhat from the previous Millennium films, and he is more menacing this time. His teeth are less jagged, his dorsal fins seem less pronounced and more orderly, and his eyes are all white at all times which gives him an aura of being possessed. While every element is actually less "wild" than his previous incarnation, this actually makes it seem like Godzilla is more designed for maximum efficiency rather than a wild animal. His Atomic Breath also causes mushroom clouds to longer where he uses it, really driving home the World War II connection.

- Mothra has been given longer legs and purple eyes, but otherwise looks very similar to every other Mothra design we've ever seen. She also looks more realistic than she ever has, the previous Mothra puppets having a certain "stuffed animal" feel to them.

- Ghidorah's necks have been shortened, which probably makes the suit much easier to manipulate. The golden color is muted because his only scenes are at night, but when the light catches it just right it looks quite good. 1000 Year Old Dragon Ghidorah gains fangs and some extra golden glow, but otherwise looks about the same as always.

Early on after the monsters begin to appear, there is a moment where, after Godzilla uses his Atomic Breath, a Japanese school teacher sees a mushroom cloud in the sky after a brief flash of light. Especially given Godzilla's origin story being directly tied to World War II, it's a genuinely affecting moment. The movie does not linger or dwell on this instance, but that is perhaps what makes it worse (and more effective). In perhaps a meta-commentary on it, whether intentional or not, the Japanese don't have the luxury of dwelling on the situation.

In one hilarious moment the military is watching the battle from a skyscraper which Mothra has used as a base from which to launch attacks. When she returns to the building at one point, Godzilla is trying to Atomic Breath her and we watch the soldiers inside realize they're about to explode as Mothra flies straight toward them before shooting up to the top of the building. If we didn't know better, we'd have to assume she did it on purpose because she hates soldiers. She might!

On the previous point, while I found that one example somewhat amusing, this film does a better job than many in the series of establishing the consequences of Godzilla's various battles. Rubble falls onto people, occupied buildings are destroyed, and people get caught in the crossfire while the kaiju battle it out. It's a small but underused element, in my opinion, in kaiju movies in general. Dwelling on the deaths of humans isn't really the goal, but making sure the audience can feel that these events are truly significant for more than just property damage makes the movies seem more relatable to me. It's the same effect as "kaiju destroys tanks and ships" versus "actually watching people react to their impending doom". It hits very different.

Godzilla is the literal manifestation of the casualties of World War II, apparently attacking Japan particularly because of their refusal to account for their own crimes during the war. It's an oddly pointed metaphor for Godzilla to embody when kaiju movies which bother with metaphors at all often go with the environmental or anti-nuclear message, but now we have the physical embodiment of the sins of war (both committed on and by the Japanese). It's not really clear whether that means Godzilla is supposed to be a consequence of mankind's fondness for violence or a simple monstrous representation of it, but the undying heart of Godzilla at the end somewhat implies the latter. It's also the first example of Godzilla's origin story being explicitly supernatural, and one of the relatively few Godzilla films to embrace supernatural elements entirely. It's what make me think that while this Godzilla is the casualties of WWII, the idea behind this one is that there will always be a Godzilla, even if it's the physical form of some different aspect of the horrors of humanity.

GMK is a mixed bag. The story and all of the elements truly do work. Even King Ghidorah, somehow, make a decent hero. Godzilla comes off as a truly unstoppable force, killing all of his kaiju enemies off either easily or multiple times. While Baragon is adorable and deserves better, crushing the cutie so ruthlessly makes Godzilla meaner and harsher. And anyone with experience in Godzilla movies knows that King Ghidorah is typically quite threatening, so watching his get killed by Godzilla on multiple occasions is like seeing the Undertaker lose at Wrestlemania. The story of the two Tachibana's is effective and blends nicely into the rest of the film, never overtaking or undermining the kaiju story. The only true downside is that the Guardian Monsters looks incompetent throughout and it becomes much harder to believe they have any chance at all as the movie continues. In fact, they really don't succeed at all, Godzilla ultimately being killed by the combination of a human weapon and his own immense power. And, as an aside, in a 50 year old series of movies about a cool and often heroic Godzilla, it's a little bit difficult to root against him. Seeing him beat the brakes off of King Ghidorah is oddly and viscerally satisfying even though we know we're supposed to be on the other side. It doesn't damage the movie in any significant way and remains quite fun throughout, but the behind the scenes decisions behind this one make it just a little harder to get behind than it could have or should have been. Definitely worth a watch, though!

Next: Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla!