Showing posts with label Baragon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baragon. Show all posts

Saturday, October 1, 2022

Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack


We're making history here, fellas. With the longest title in the Godzilla series, there is also another distinction in this film, but we'll get there. Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (or GMK from here on out) is another in the Millennium series but is also distinguished in that it's also one of the few Godzilla movies that fully embraces the supernatural. If you want to know exactly how, you'll have to read the synopsis! But let's talk about one other interesting facet of the movie: the titular monsters are all in a melee, but it is not the three-way fight one might expect. King Ghidorah is actually a heroic kaiju in this one, for the first time ever ole KG is one of the good guys. It's honestly a bit strange to consider, but here it is in all its glory. Mothra does remain on the side of the good guys, so she teams up with King Ghidorah (and one other monster) to try to bring down Godzilla in GMK.

Shusuke Kaneko directs, returning to kaiju movies after making the excellent Gamera trilogy in the mid 90's. Mizuho Yoshida retains his position as Millennium Godzilla, and Akira Ohashi is King Ghidorah. But the best credit goes to Rie Ota as Baragon, in the greatest performance of all time. Period. We love Rie Ota on this blog and in this life, end of. Let's talk about GMK.

If You Haven't Seen it Before
- An American nuclear submarine has gone missing. While searching for it, the fun of a giant creature which resembles Godzilla is caught on camera. In this continuity, Godzilla has not been seen (officially) since 1954. While some sightings have been suspected, there's been no major attacks.
- A while later, Baragon appears on land and attacks. Many people assume this to be Godzilla's return, but we will discover this is not the case.
- A filmmaker/documentarian named Yuri Tachibana is our main human character, and she is given a book about the Guardian Monsters. These are Mothra, Baragon, and King Ghidorah.
- Elsewhere, a Mothra larva is woken up and kills several people when it capsizes their boat.
- Given a clue while investigating Mothra's awakening, Tachibana and her crew head to the supposed location of King Ghidorah. They find a mysterious stone and told that Godzilla is on its way to destroy Japan as punishment: Godzilla being either the manifestation of or fuelled by people who died during World War II, including soldiers, civilians, and .
- A man who was preparing to hang himself falls into King Ghidorah's cave, bringing all of our kaiju players into the story.
- As the human characters debate exactly what's happening and whether they believe the fairy tale of Godzilla being the manifestation of casualties of WWII and the Guardian Monsters awakening to fight him off, Baragon destroys the building they are in.
- While Baragon is initially mistaken for Godzilla, the true Godzilla appears on the nearby coast. The two monsters must now do battle.
- Baragon clamps down on Godzilla's arm and is simply tossed around due to his small size in comparison. After throwing Baragon to the ground, Godzilla simply stomps Baragon out and continues throwing him around the area before ending the fight with an Atomic Breath attack. This was not even close.
- With one of the Guardian Monsters dead and Godzilla destroying the country and the JSDF, Ghidorah and (Imago) Mothra return to the scene, finally fully emerging from their hiding places.
- Tachibana, always been closest to the developing story, warns the JSDF (and father, an admiral in the JSDF) to not attack Mothra or Ghidorah as they are actually allies of humanity.
- Mothra arrives, and attacks, first. Her speed proves to be a decisive factor and Godzilla can't make full contact.
- As Mothra gains an advantage by attacking Godzilla's neck and head, Ghidorah joins the fray and uses his three heads to bite at Godzilla and deliver Gravity Beams to his body. Unfortunately for him, having three necks means he has triple the targets and Godzilla clamps down on him.
- Ghidorah is defeated relatively quickly, Godzilla biting his neck and weakening him before aiming Atomic Breath at him for the finish. Fortunately, or unfortunately since she's been way more effective thus far, Mothra intercepts the beam and takes the hit for Ghidorah.
- While the Guardian Monsters recover, Godzilla is attacked by the JSDF and wipes them out too. Mothra attempts to sneak up on Godzilla and deliver some devastating attack but receives a point blank atomic blast for her troubles. She explodes into a golden mist which rains down on Ghidorah.
- Ghidorah, empowered by Mothra's sacrifice, rises from the ground and becomes 1000-Year Old Dragon Ghidorah, a powered up version of regular Ghidorah (with extra golden color!). He overpowers Godzilla in a Battle of the Blasts.
- Taking the battle into the water, Ghidorah seems to be winning. To take advantage of this opportunity, Tachibana's father plans to pilot a submarine to destroy Godzilla, expecting to die in the process despite his promise to Tachibana to return home.
- Reporting on the events as they happen, Tachibana falls off a bridge after it's destroyed as collateral damage of the kaiju battle.
- The submarine nearly manages to hit Godzilla with their special missile, but the Big G is clever and instead turns so Ghidorah take the impact. When it flinches, he Atomic Breaths Ghidorah and knocks him out.
- Tachibana, close to the battle and falling from a bridge, drops the stone she found earlier into the sea where Ghidorah is and Ghidorah is revived once more. Now on his 3rd chance, he takes flight while Godzilla stays in the water.
- This doesn't work, and Ghidorah is once again hit with Atomic Breath, this time full exploding so there's no more question about whether he's going to come back.
- The spirits of the Guardian Monsters linger in the air and seem to make one last (spiritual) attack against Godzilla which sends him underwater. Admiral Tachibana seizes the chance to pilot his submarine into the throat of Godzilla.
- Seeing a vision of his daughter encouraging him not to let Godzilla win, the Admiral launches the special missile into Godzilla's open wound. It slows him down but doesn't prevent him from gathering his Atomic Breath to laser the nearby (younger) Tachibana to death.
- Fortunately for both Tachibana's the gaping wound means that Godzilla's atomic power instead rips through him and destroys his body. Godzilla is finally dead, and Admiral Tachibana pilots his submarine back to the surface.
- Everyone celebrates, but as a final shot we see foreboding image of the still beating heart of Godzilla at the bottom of the sea.

Kaiju Notes
Baragon is the cutest, bestest boy. While he's in this movie only very briefly, he's got beautiful floppy ears, a cool horn, and coloring we don't often get to say (reddish). He has no real powers worth mentioning considering how quickly he got his ass whipped, but we stan Baragon on this blog. His roar is a bit shrill but distinct. It's got nothing on what will always be his true roar: Rie Ota.
- Godzilla's appearance has changed somewhat from the previous Millennium films, and he is more menacing this time. His teeth are less jagged, his dorsal fins seem less pronounced and more orderly, and his eyes are all white at all times which gives him an aura of being possessed. While every element is actually less "wild" than his previous incarnation, this actually makes it seem like Godzilla is more designed for maximum efficiency rather than a wild animal. His Atomic Breath also causes mushroom clouds to longer where he uses it, really driving home the World War II connection.
- Mothra has been given longer legs and purple eyes, but otherwise looks very similar to every other Mothra design we've ever seen. She also looks more realistic than she ever has, the previous Mothra puppets having a certain "stuffed animal" feel to them.
- Ghidorah's necks have been shortened, which probably makes the suit much easier to manipulate. The golden color is muted because his only scenes are at night, but when the light catches it just right it looks quite good. 1000 Year Old Dragon Ghidorah gains fangs and some extra golden glow, but otherwise looks about the same as always.

Early on after the monsters begin to appear, there is a moment where, after Godzilla uses his Atomic Breath, a Japanese school teacher sees a mushroom cloud in the sky after a brief flash of light. Especially given Godzilla's origin story being directly tied to World War II, it's a genuinely affecting moment. The movie does not linger or dwell on this instance, but that is perhaps what makes it worse (and more effective). In perhaps a meta-commentary on it, whether intentional or not, the Japanese don't have the luxury of dwelling on the situation.

In one hilarious moment the military is watching the battle from a skyscraper which Mothra has used as a base from which to launch attacks. When she returns to the building at one point, Godzilla is trying to Atomic Breath her and we watch the soldiers inside realize they're about to explode as Mothra flies straight toward them before shooting up to the top of the building. If we didn't know better, we'd have to assume she did it on purpose because she hates soldiers. She might!

On the previous point, while I found that one example somewhat amusing, this film does a better job than many in the series of establishing the consequences of Godzilla's various battles. Rubble falls onto people, occupied buildings are destroyed, and people get caught in the crossfire while the kaiju battle it out. It's a small but underused element, in my opinion, in kaiju movies in general. Dwelling on the deaths of humans isn't really the goal, but making sure the audience can feel that these events are truly significant for more than just property damage makes the movies seem more relatable to me. It's the same effect as "kaiju destroys tanks and ships" versus "actually watching people react to their impending doom". It hits very different.

Godzilla is the literal manifestation of the casualties of World War II, apparently attacking Japan particularly because of their refusal to account for their own crimes during the war. It's an oddly pointed metaphor for Godzilla to embody when kaiju movies which bother with metaphors at all often go with the environmental or anti-nuclear message, but now we have the physical embodiment of the sins of war (both committed on and by the Japanese). It's not really clear whether that means Godzilla is supposed to be a consequence of mankind's fondness for violence or a simple monstrous representation of it, but the undying heart of Godzilla at the end somewhat implies the latter. It's also the first example of Godzilla's origin story being explicitly supernatural, and one of the relatively few Godzilla films to embrace supernatural elements entirely. It's what make me think that while this Godzilla is the casualties of WWII, the idea behind this one is that there will always be a Godzilla, even if it's the physical form of some different aspect of the horrors of humanity.

GMK is a mixed bag. The story and all of the elements truly do work. Even King Ghidorah, somehow, make a decent hero. Godzilla comes off as a truly unstoppable force, killing all of his kaiju enemies off either easily or multiple times. While Baragon is adorable and deserves better, crushing the cutie so ruthlessly makes Godzilla meaner and harsher. And anyone with experience in Godzilla movies knows that King Ghidorah is typically quite threatening, so watching his get killed by Godzilla on multiple occasions is like seeing the Undertaker lose at Wrestlemania. The story of the two Tachibana's is effective and blends nicely into the rest of the film, never overtaking or undermining the kaiju story. The only true downside is that the Guardian Monsters looks incompetent throughout and it becomes much harder to believe they have any chance at all as the movie continues. In fact, they really don't succeed at all, Godzilla ultimately being killed by the combination of a human weapon and his own immense power. And, as an aside, in a 50 year old series of movies about a cool and often heroic Godzilla, it's a little bit difficult to root against him. Seeing him beat the brakes off of King Ghidorah is oddly and viscerally satisfying even though we know we're supposed to be on the other side. It doesn't damage the movie in any significant way and remains quite fun throughout, but the behind the scenes decisions behind this one make it just a little harder to get behind than it could have or should have been. Definitely worth a watch, though!

Saturday, April 23, 2022

Destroy All Monsters


It is time to Destroy All Monsters, a star-studded movie about many monsters doing many monstrous things. Ishirō Honda returns to the director's chair with Haruo Nakajima retaining his crown as the King of the Monsters. I have no major facts or news to share on this one, so let's get right to it.

If You Haven't Seen it Before
- Every monster on Earth has been gathered into one place, a place appropriately called Monsterland. They are trapped by various containment systems and provided with plenty of natural food so they can live relatively peacefully.
- Monsterland is attacked, the human researchers and monster themselves all knocked unconscious with yellow gas.
- The various monster of Monsterland seem to have escaped, causing destruction worldwide!
- The Kilaaks, an alien race, are revealed to be in control of the situation: demanding that humanity surrender to their rule or be destroyed.
- Human story begins here, with resistance to the Kilaaks being critical to the plot. They search for a way to free the monsters (and thus, humanity) from the Kilaaks rule.
- Confident, perhaps too much so, in their strength, the Kilaaks send almost every monster in their control to Tokyo to obliterate it.
- An attack by the humans on the Kilaaks' moon base is successful, breaking their control of the monsters on Earth and switching it to the humans.
- The monsters are sent to Mt. Fuji to finally and fully destroy the Kilaaks' base. As one last defense, King Ghidorah is sent by the Kilaaks to ward off their enemies.
- An epic battle commences, with King Ghidorah fighting Godzilla, Anguirus, Gorosaurus, Rodan, Mothra, and Kumonga while Minilla (baby Godzilla), Manda, and Varan cheer them on. Godzilla stomps one of King Ghidorah's neck near the end and it's actually pretty brutal.
- The Kilaaks' use a final weapon called Fire Dragon to destroy the human's control center so they also have no control over the monsters now. They seem to think this will matter but Godzilla interrupts whatever they were about to say to fuck their base right up just like the humans planned. Everyone dies.
- With the Kilaaks soundly defeated, the monsters return to Monsterland of their own accord so they can be in harmony again.

Kaiju Notes
- Rodan looks goddamn terrible. He always has, but this version is especially bad. Most of the other monsters look pretty much the same but they've brutalized my boy Rodan. King Ghidorah also took a hit in that he is more golden but less magnificent looking. It'll do, but it's not ideal. Your big end scene villain should definitely look as good as your best looking beast, if not better.
- Gorosaurus has an excellent color that they don't emphasize enough. His blue colored back is baller. Just like his first appearance, I think his design is good (basically just a big dinosaur), but I never noticed the super cool colors before.
- Mothra is significantly less moist in this movie, which is great because I have always found larval Mothra quite distressing to look (primarily because she'e so gooey).
- The scene of all of the monsters arriving at the Kilaaks' base to destroy it is actually pretty dope. It's like the Avengers or Justice League assembling, Godzilla leading every other monster. Especially once King Ghidorah arrives, the 1 vs. All aesthetic is very effective.
- Anguirus has a moment where he clamps onto King Ghidorah's neck as Ghidorah takes flight, and it's awesome. He loses this fight, but these little random moments of weirdness are also random moments of greatness.

Quite simply, the movie definitely seems like it was intended to be a culmination or even final film in the series. Many claims exist on the internet and otherwise that this actually was the case, though I've seen no evidence of it. Regardless, Destroy All Monsters is cool to watch because it is like seeing all of the strings pulled together like an Avengers movie. While crossovers between Godzilla and other Toho kaiju have happened before, this film features basically every kaiju at Toho's disposal and it is truly a sight to behold. As stated above, seeing all of the "Earth" monsters gather in one location to take down the villains is honestly quite awesome, and then adding a big fight with King Ghidorah makes it better. The fight could be more spectacular and amazing because it is over very quickly and there's very little use of the kaiju's various abilities, but sadly this movie clearly didn't have the budget it deserved. The monster action is some of the best in the series so far.

While the monster action is top tier, the human story is honestly quite dull. It's quite disappointing to have such a great ending but being in such a boring place beforehand. While we get a tiny amount of kaiju destruction in the 2nd act, the huge majority of the 1st and 2nd acts are dedicated to human's flying around on spaceships and arguing with aliens. It is not a compelling story at all, and my first attempt to watch it had me dozing off about two-thirds of the way into the movie. In its defense I was a bit sleepy anyway, but believe an interesting plot would've helped me get and stay awake and invested. If I had to describe it in any detail I'm honestly not sure I could, except to say that they fight with aliens and take over the monsters in some way that's either not explained or stupid. In the Justice League version of kaiju movies, everything would have been better off with more kaiju involvement.

Incredibly minor nitpick: while on the moon the humans call one of the Kilaak spaceships a "UFO." It's not a UFO if you know exactly what it is (a spaceship) and who it belongs to (the Kilaaks). This is obviously unimportant, but it amused me in the moment.

Conclusion: the last 30 minutes of this movie is pretty much the best 30 minutes in a kaiju movie since 1954. Unlike the original Gojira, however, the human story sucks and must be balanced against the monster fighting. The monster fighting is pretty great, ultimately making this a great addition to the series. If you're at all interested in kaiju movies this is likely an excellent start, as the crap human story will make up for itself when you see a monster stomp on another's neck while it coughs up blood. Other films in the series may be more balanced, but they're not more spectacular.

Saturday, February 26, 2022

Frankenstein Conquers the World


It's time for the movie on this list which might have my favorite title: Frankenstein Conquers the World! As a Toho movie from the 1960's, Ishirō Honda directs, but this time Haruo Nakajima does not play the lead! He is still in the film, of course, but as the 2nd creature. Frankenstein himself is played by Koji Furuhata, a new name to us. We watched the American cut of the movie for this one because the Japanese version was extremely difficult to find. The internet tells me that the differences are relatively minimal so I'm not too worried about it. Let's talk about Frankenstein!

First: background. As mentioned in the post on King Kong vs. Godzilla, the original plan for that movie was to have Prometheus (Frankenstein) be Kong's opponent. For whatever reason, they wound up with Godzilla being in that movie instead of Frankenstein. But apparently not wanting to lose out on the chance to make a movie with Prometheus (Frankenstein), we wound up with this movie: Frankenstein versus random new monster. It is honestly an entire long story about how we wound up here and at one point there were even plans for a follow up Godzilla versus Frankenstein movies which has gone, sadly, unmade. I assume at this point it will not happen, but one never knows for sure! Okay, for real, let's talk about Frankenstein.

If You Haven't Seen it Before
- During World War II, a mad scientist is visited by literal Nazis. They take his special box containing his latest work and head to Japan. 
- Managing to hand off the box to the Japanese, they are bombed by the Allies and die (fuck yeah!) to get this important thing to the Japanese mainland. It is revealed to be the immortal Heart of Frankenstein.
- The appeal of Frankenstein's Heart is the potential ability to learn to regrow any body part (or an entire body), being a significant medical breakthrough if true.
- Right as the Japanese begin to experiment with Frankenstein's Heart, the nuclear bombing on Hiroshima begins and they die. This has been a truly wild ride in like 10 minutes of film.
- 15 years later, we meet our two main human characters: doctors named James and Sueko. They eventually run into our sad main character: Frankenstein, who lives in the caves nearby and goes into town to find small animals to eat.
- Frankenstein is resistant to radiation and keeps growing, eventually growing too large to be kept in regular residences.
- Eventually running away after being rejected by most humans, James and Sueko hunt for Frankenstein to both make sure he's cared for (and potentially for some medical tests to utilize his Heart).
- As Frankenstein takes refuge in the mountains, the other monster of the movie: Baragon, appears and tears down a mountain community. Frankenstein gets blamed despite no one confirming he was there.
- While searching for Frankenstein, James and Sueko are confronted by Baragon who seems to just be hanging out in the area. Frankenstein comes in to save them and now we have a good ole' monster fight.
- Frankenstein and Baragon fight outside a village in Japan, Frankenstein explicitly keeping him from entering the "city limits" and destroying the town.
- After defeating Baragon, the earth itself opens up and seems to swallow Frankenstein, killing him so the humans don't have to. End.

Kaiju Notes
- Frankly, I kind of hate Frankenstein's design. While it's clearly inspired by the traditional flat-headed bolt-in-neck version from the old Universal movies, the damaged teeth and especially prominent forehead ridge make him a bit more neanderthal than I think is appealing as design. I do appreciate his wiryness compared to most kaiju, as his humanity means he's built more as a human and less like a giant angry dinosaur. I suppose his lack of aesthetic appeal plays to the roots of the Frankenstein character, as he too was rejected by society based upon how he looks. But I think there's a difference to be split here: Boris Karloff's famous look as Frankenstein was iconic and good design while still being quite inhuman and horrible.
- Baragon, on the other hand, is cute. He's no Mothra, it's true, but he does have some distinct qualities working in his favor: good ears and loving, soulful eyes. He also sploots sometimes, making him the first kaiju to be imminently petable if he'd just stop destroying civilizations.
- Baragon loves to jump toward his opponents, apparently, and it's hilarious to watch because he also misses almost every time and lands on his head. He also has some sort of red beam, but the jumping is his best trait by far.
- Frankenstein seems to have no unique powers besides being semi-intelligent. This is not a bad thing, necessarily, but we don't get enough attention on that fact. All I want in life is for an intelligent kaiju to even the odds by making genuine weapons to make up for their lack of lasers or ice breath or whatever.
- In Frankenstein's defense, he does at one point make makeshift torches which he uses to simultaneously ward off and fight Baragon. Of course he creates a wildfire in this process, but it's something.

Random note: in the beginning of the movie when Frankenstein is running around eating small animals we get the most gruesome shot we've had in any Toho movie thus far: a torn apart rabbit. With bunny pieces and blood all over the floor, it seems a strangely grotesque shot given how relatively non gory most of the movies about giant monsters killing each other are.

When it comes to a takeaway for this one I am of two minds: on the one hand it seems very much like a pointless movie, neither terribly fun nor particularly interesting. Just an hour of Frankenstein growing until shoe-horning in the cute Baragon and having them fight for no clear reason. At least the original conceit of Frankenstein fighting King Kong would have been more fun because of the background of both characters, but once they decided against using Kong for this movie they probably should have just scrapped it.

On the other hand: is this movie a re-telling of the original novel, Frankenstein? Our Toho Frankenstein is also a creature brought into the world by the horrors of modern science (nuclear war) and rejected and persecuted by society. Unlike the original story, our Frankenstein here is able to have a redemption arc when he protects some humans from a creature even less human than he. Perhaps this is truly a reflection of how humans are happy to dispose of those different from themselves until they can be of use? Besides our two human leads, every character is happy to try to kill Frankenstein until they realize there is another monster. Whether this means they understand that the rampant destruction has been causes by Baragon or not is not disclosed, but either way people seem happy for Frankenstein's existence, briefly, once Baragon is known. And as they fight the military continues to plan to kill him once they are done, so no claims of appreciation for Frankenstein can truly be made in this one.

It's hard to decide. The retelling is almost entirely a surface reading of what happens on the screen, but the same could be said for most kaiju movies we've seen so far (especially the versus ones). Even Godzilla Raids Again features the military trying their hardest to kill Godzilla until he and Anguirus start to fight, and then simply continuing to try to kill him. It doesn't make this movie fail as a retelling of the novel Frankenstein, of course, but it does seem to make it a bit redundant in the canon. At a certain point saying the same thing over and over with different monsters seems unnecessary, but then again there's no way to determine/know/predict that people who see this movie will have seen any of the others. Shrug.

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