Son of Godzilla

Let's talk about Son of Godzilla. It's directed by Jun Fukuda, with Haruo Nakajima of course returning as Godzilla, now a dad. The titular Son of Godzilla is played by newcomer to the franchise Marchan. I'm going to keep this short and sweet and get to talking about the movie as quickly as possible.

If You Haven't Seen it Before

- Scientists do weather stuff on an island.

- There's a woman here, unexpectedly.

- There's also giant mantis monsters: Kamacuras.

- A giant egg hatches and a baby Godzilla pops out: it's Minilla!

- Godzilla swings by to save his apparent child. This is a monster island!

- Scientists do boring science stuff and there's a light love story between the island woman and one of the guys. Minilla bonds with the woman and her beau.

- Monster Island isn't over: eventually, the giant angry spider Kumonga also wakes.

- Kumonga tries to kill everybody, monsters and humans alike.

- Realizing they're now in a giant monster turf war, the scientists devise a plan to freeze the island using weather science.

- Godzilla and baby Minilla take on Kumonga and another Kamacuras as the island begins to freeze.

- The humans escape the island safely as the surviving father-son pair slowly hibernate, tugging on our heartstrings as they seem to think they are dying.

Kaiju Notes

- Godzilla does full-on wrestling moves now. He's been getting more mobile in each movie, but at this point he's just like Lizard Stone Cold and I am here for it.

- In Minilla's intro scene there is an absolutely awesome shot of a flaming Kamacuras leg flying above the heads of the human characters escaping from the scene and landing in front of them.

- Kamakuras' play soccer to kick a ball into Minilla's face. Hilarious.

- Kumonga is unsettling. I attribute this mostly to him being uncomfortably hairy.

- New Godzilla suit is ugly as hell. You can't tell in this image, but trust me. Also this image plays into my next point:

- Minilla is a terrible hellspawn. Also his weirdly little body reminds me of Frank Reynolds Wanting to be Pure and I hate it.

First things first: this is a comfort movie, almost like a comfort food. It's not interesting or even particularly good, but decidedly comforting. 80% of the run time is just watching ugly ass Minilla run around while we watch a pretty dull human story. But somehow, it's a good time while not being a good time. Very strange experience, watching this, but it's not as though the concept of comfort movie's make no sense. I attribute part of this to the direction. I am ready to say it: I greatly prefer Fukuda to Honda. The shots I've spent several blogs mentioning now are still here, the aforementioned entirely awesome flaming leg throw, and even the fluff is more engaging than it might be under different direction. Also, having looked him up now, I know that he is also the director of my favorite Godzilla movie that I've seen so far. But we'll get to that.

Of note: Godzilla is a bad dad. After saving Minilla he immediately hits him in the head with his tail and walks off while a human actually takes care of him. Later, Minilla is literally just crying and begging for attention while his dad sleeps. Sure, this could be accounted for by them being animals/monsters and having different needs when it comes to child-rearing, but Minilla's actions tell us otherwise. Unlike a super-independent giraffe or something which just gallops off and comes back at feeding time, Minilla clearly wants love and affection from his pops. Daddy G does provide lessons on how to blow Atomic Breath and other steps in how to be a badass, but that's not really the same as giving Minilla the warm fuzzy feelings he's going to need to think he had a nice childhood. How Godzilla became a father is unclear and never touched on, and I honestly don't want to think about it at all because giant monster sexuality is not in the venn diagram of my interests (for now).

Another interesting note, and this applies to both Honda and Fukuda directed films: Kaiju are getting more aggressive as these movies continue. They have always done violence to each other, and Godzilla did literally murder an at-the-time defenseless Anguirus in Godzilla Raids Again, but even then the violence was fairly "tame." For a spell the violence was relatively non-deadly, many monsters escaping on their own or dying by their own hand instead. But recent films seem to trending toward escalation: King Kong breaking Gorosaurus' jaw in King Kong Escapes, and Kamacuras' attempts to murder a freshly born Minilla in this followed by Godzilla ripping off one of their legs, setting it on fire and throwing it across the island. Kumonga is also literally set on fire by Daddy G, just to ensure he stays dead (after faking his death moments before).

The end scene of the two remaining lizards freezing seems almost out of place in this otherwise charming but insubstantial movie. The kaiju seem to think they're going to die but the human characters are quick to remind us that this is not the case. Nonetheless, Godzilla embracing little Minilla as they settle in for a long hibernation is framed and filmed exactly like a parent comforting a child when they expect the bomb to drop, so it's an oddly specific and narratively unnecessary decision to end the movie on this relatively dour note. Not uncompelling, but truly odd, especially considering everything that came before it essentially just being a lovely jaunt through monster island. Then BLAM, a whole family is dying in front of your eyes as the baby cries and the parent tries to comfort him. Then BLAM AGAIN, they're not dying at all but just going into a nice and safe hibernation. What the hell.

Next: Gorgo